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Diary of a Pretty, Intelligent, Hot, Funny, Tough and Witty Girl (AKA, Patty Farrell)

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September

Tuesday

Hi, I am Patty Farrell, not trying to brag, but I am the most cute, pretty, intelligent, hot, funny, tough, witty and awesome person in the universe.

Now first off, let me tell you that if you meet these people, just run away immediately. Rowley Jefferson, Chirag Gupta, Fregley and the most ugly, dumb, mean, unhandsome, annoying, weak, lame and stupid kid in the world, Gregory Heffley. He is more ugly than I am, cute an pretty combined! More dumb than I am smart! More mean than I am nice! More unhandsome than I am hot. More annoying than I am funny! More weak than I am tough! More lame than I am cool! More Stupid than I am intelligent! He is officially the worst thing ever! Again, not trying to brag, but I am officially the best thing ever!

Today while I was walking up to school, I saw Greg's mum drop off Greg, I was about to kick his butt, but it turns out I didn't need to. Why? Well his mum honked the horn twice then yelled out 'HAVE A GREAT DAY, SWEETIE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday

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